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	<title>Comments on: Call for funny kid stories</title>
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		<title>By: lizo</title>
		<link>http://empathic-parenting.com/parentingforhumanity/blog/2008/12/11/funnystories/comment-page-1/#comment-371</link>
		<dc:creator>lizo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When my daughter was about 3 years old, she walked very quietly up to me, with a piece of cardboard in her hands like a tray.  On it was a big wad of hair, her hair.
I looked up at her, and and saw that she had cut the hair off on one side of her head.  She looked at me with the biggest eyes, and said &quot;Mommy, I know you will be mad, but I really want short hair&quot;.  After a short pause, I said &quot;alright, but can we get someone at the beauty parlor to finish up the job&quot; and off we went.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When my daughter was about 3 years old, she walked very quietly up to me, with a piece of cardboard in her hands like a tray.  On it was a big wad of hair, her hair.<br />
I looked up at her, and and saw that she had cut the hair off on one side of her head.  She looked at me with the biggest eyes, and said &#8220;Mommy, I know you will be mad, but I really want short hair&#8221;.  After a short pause, I said &#8220;alright, but can we get someone at the beauty parlor to finish up the job&#8221; and off we went.</p>
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		<title>By: TeresaR</title>
		<link>http://empathic-parenting.com/parentingforhumanity/blog/2008/12/11/funnystories/comment-page-1/#comment-351</link>
		<dc:creator>TeresaR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A number of years ago, I asked “Bryce, where are you and what are you doing?” while I was on the computer in the office.  Bryce, who was next door in our bedroom answered “I am right here and I am breathing.”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A number of years ago, I asked “Bryce, where are you and what are you doing?” while I was on the computer in the office.  Bryce, who was next door in our bedroom answered “I am right here and I am breathing.”</p>
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		<title>By: Gary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My younger daughter was taking gymnastics and wanted to show me her new skills. I, however, wanted to read the paper. I attempted to keep up the positive reinforcement while reading the paper as she performed feat after feat until she finally said, &quot;Daddy? Daddy did you see that?&quot; to which I responded, &quot;yes, good job!!&quot; She stomped and announced, &quot;Well I didn&#039;t do ANYTHING.&quot;

Busted!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My younger daughter was taking gymnastics and wanted to show me her new skills. I, however, wanted to read the paper. I attempted to keep up the positive reinforcement while reading the paper as she performed feat after feat until she finally said, &#8220;Daddy? Daddy did you see that?&#8221; to which I responded, &#8220;yes, good job!!&#8221; She stomped and announced, &#8220;Well I didn&#8217;t do ANYTHING.&#8221;</p>
<p>Busted!</p>
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